Before I begin, I want everyone to know that these are just my opinions as they were posted via my Twitter account. If for any reason you feel offended by my thoughts, please DO NOT bother to comment. With that said, here we go!
Ubisoft E3 Press Conference (NSFW for Far Cry 3. Trust me!)
*Ubisoft's conference is about to start. No doubt AC III will be brought. Here's hoping for some Prince of Persia! (Which didn't happen...)
JUST DANCE 4
*Oh yay... Another Just Dance game...
*What the crap?!!! (when the singer came on stage I think...)
*No, I don't want to put my hands up for this...
*No, that was NOT hot.
*No, that was NOT killer.
*...And this is why I never really cared for Ubisoft's conference. *sighs*
FAR CRY 3
*Yeah! "Far Cy 3"! (poking fun at the spokesperson for saying "Cy" and not "Cry")
*Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa!!! (If you see the conference, you'll know what I'm talking about.)
*Oh look, this FPS has... a bow!!!
*So many knife takedowns.
*I'll admit it's a pretty game to look at. I'm just not thrilled by the game's dialogue.
RT usagi704: Nice, Aisha. First, sexism, now, animal cruelty. Classy.
SPLINTER CELL: BLACKLIST
*Yep. More Splinter Cell time.
*Fourth Echelon? Seriously?
AVENGERS: BATTLE FOR EARTH
*Avengers game. Meh... Even if it was a trailer.
*Let's see what this Rayman Legends is all about.
*Rayman Legends does seem a bit promising.
*Now this part's very entertaining. (It was a little rhythm-based segment)
*Oh yay... Another zombie game... As if we haven't had our fill of those games already.
*Oh wait... Are they going like Dead Island? (The trailer in particular)
*Huh?! Zombi U?!
Oh hell... Not another Rabbids game...
ASSASSIN'S CREED 3
*And here we go. Assassin's Creed 3.
*Oh look. I think he just transformed from an eagle to a human. LOL
*Hey Ubisoft, 300 much?
*Because everyone is doing it. #yearofthebow
*Yay, more knife takedowns.
*RT @HartKnight: Apparently "Wolfie" isn't going to be fine after all.
Reply: Perhaps his foster parents were dead. (If any of you don't get the reference, I have no hope for you so-called moviegoers. LOL)
*RT @CTWatters: Looking forward to seeing how Connor's animal-skinning quips stand up to John Marston's. "Damn, what'd you eat?"
*Even though I'm not a fan of the series, I have to admit that Assassin's Creed 3 does look promising. Will I play it? Probably not.
*A game isn't a game with a big explosion. LOL
*I agree with the tweets I've seen. Assassin's Creed 3 is the best looking game so far in this year's E3.
*RT @HartKnight: This October, Wolfie's gonna die. #ACIII
*Assassin's Creed 3: Red Dead Redemption gone Ubisoft! LOL
*DUDE!!! SHUT UP!!!! (Referring to this Toby guy)
*If there's anything this year's E3 has taught me, it's been the#yearofthebow and #yearofthefps
Around that time was when I got a phone call and completely missed out on Shootmania, and that was a good thing. LOL
*My God, Ubisoft... End already!
However, I was just in time for their last game.
*So that's Watch Dogs. Looks interesting to me.
*Finally it's over...
*I guess Ubisoft's conference wasn't too bad. I think it was more of a B-/C+ rating.
And to close my impressions of the Ubisoft conference, here is a retweet regarding Shootmania.
*RT Dvorak: @jeffgerstmann: Want to hear something fun? That ShootMania "tournament" wasn't even live. It was recorded from a livestream a few days ago.
And now onto the Sony conference!
Sony Press Conference
*Sony's conference up next! Not really sure what to expect except for Quantic Dream's Beyond. Here's hoping for a good show!
*And here we go.
*Nice start to the conference, I guess.
*Broadcasting in four languages? That's something.
*Already, Sony's conference is putting Microsoft's to shame.
BEYOND: TWO SOULS
*HEAVY RAIN! LOL
*Still need to get the soundtrack to that game.
*I know I'm sold on this game.
PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS: BATTLE ROYALE
*Okay. Let's see what this Battle Royale looks like.
*Looks like Smash Bros. has some serious competition. LOL
*Oh, I see. Nathan Drake and Big Daddy to be playable characters in the Battle Royale game.
*RT DanRyckert: Not a single mention of Playstation Move yet. #e3
*Aw, man! I want a free one year thing...
*Oh yay. CoD on the Vita...
*Oh look. Assassin's Creed on the Vita...
*Now the Vita will come in white! This October!
*Anytime now, the Pirates of the Caribbean theme will play. LOL
*I have to admit, they're really trying something new with Assassin's Creed 3.
*Sony does love their bundle packages.
*Oh no... More Far Cry 3? Ugh...
*Four player co-op? Yay...
*Ah, the Move... Was wondering when they might bring that up...
*RT @carolynmichelle: "What if books let you explore other worlds?" BOOKS DO THAT! THAT'S WHAT BOOKS ARE ALREADY! #Sony #E3
*RT alex_navarro: Now would be a really great time to announce 50 Shades of Grey as a Wonderbook.
*LOL Uh oh... Conflicting audio.
*This is embarrassing to watch now... #wonderbook
*Really? Five house points? Come on...
*RT @HartKnight: Person doing the demo of Book of Spells is doing her best Zorro impersonation.
*Captures the imagination? I have a much better imagination that this crap.
*Why do I get the feeling that this is starting to be a bit similar to the Xbox SmartGlass?
GOD OF WAR: ASCENSION
*God of War time!
*RT usagi704: God of Persia?
*I see a few tweets bringing up Red Faction. To me, the rewind ability screams Blinx the Cat.
*And the crowd goes wild! March 12, 2013.
*RT cryaegm: Peta will be all over God of War: Ascension.
THE LAST OF US
*Ah yes, The Last of Us.
*Dang... Pretty intense so far...
*Okay. Adding to the wishlist!
*RT @HartKnight: The Last of Us. Bringing you point blank shotgun face destruction.
*Definitely a B+ for Sony's conference. Maybe an A-?
*Games interested so far: Watch Dogs, Last of Us, Beyond, SimCity, and Splinter Cell.
*And yes, in that order.
Thanks for reading! Be sure to read my previous blog for my impressions of the Microsoft and EA conferences!
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